By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 428
You deserved it 45 878

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

awardZu 0

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

Comments

Walk of shame? As long as you and your boyfriend both consented to having sex you have nothing to be ashamed about. If you think sex is something dirty that you should be ashamed about you shouldn't be having sex. FYL for the soda pop thing though, or more appropriately, **** your boyfriend's parent's lives.

Egnar 19

It's a college term she's using incorrectly which is supposed to be reserved for getting drunk and waking up in a one-night-stands bed only to have to find your own way home the next morning [as you don't have a car or a ride].

I thought she meant the parents caught her with their son but with her sneaking out of the house that wouldn't be very logical.

hihi1212 1
xNiNjEWo 0

you truly are an idiot. Haha

...and little did you know the coke contained cyanide. O_O

Shame is rightly deserved sleeping with a guy that lives with his parents! Either he's a loser or a teenager...both cases you shouldn't be sleeping with him!

Egnar 19

Or neither - There are 50,000,000+ Americans [so this figure doesn't include the rest of the world] living with their parents past 21 due to economic reasons, not EVERYBODY can have a job that can support themselves and retail level jobs hardly ever are enough to cover basic living essentials. 40 years old and living with your parents? Ya, probably a loser. . .But early-mid 20s?. . .Not so much in this day and age.

ReynshineCutting 10

Ya my fiance lived with his parents when we first met (he was 22). Jobs don't pay what they used to and prices of everything keep going up. The first year we were together I lived in a dorm while he lived with his parents, and once I moved out of the dorm we got a place together. It's not that uncommon now and not that big of a deal, unless said person is mooching off their parents and not working and not looking for a job (if they lost their job and moved back in that's different). As long as the guy has a job and pays for stuff it's no big deal. I never had to do the walk of shame though. His parents let me stay over 3 nights a week :) although we never did anything under their roof out of respect for them.

LifeSuckz0415 0

Do you have any Cherry Coke left??

FMLucky 5

Am I the only one who is craving Cherry Coke right now?

Why are you doing the walk of shame at your boyfriends house? I could understand for a 1 night stand, not at your bf's place though