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By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:04

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

Comments

CAPTmok 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:06

I think everyone woke up saw u and what happened.... damn I feel sorry for you now

shift_love 13

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:09

mmm cherry coke. that's all I can think of now that I've read this. mmm creamy beige

Thomas_Rothbard 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:25

too bad "walk of shame" refers to a one night stand. not gettin railed out by your bf.

Easyaccess 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:27

props to ur bf....lol

HeJustKnowsBest 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:35

But Powerthirst gives you BIRDS!

Jrefinne 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:49

Do you now realize that it's unhealthy to drink soda?

Darkhatchling 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:54

so you popped 1 cherry? or 2 cherries?

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:54

@T3P33 You mean you don't have your girl douche with cherry coke afterwards?

salsalover_12 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:55

wow OP just....wow you basically broke into their house then you had the nerve to open a soda while sneaking out?......don't ever procreate

kirsty777 3

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:59

thats why it's called a walk of shame- always ends badly :)

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