By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
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perdix 29

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

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awardZu 0

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

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ivanoff 0

I my self have done the walk of shame... you need to keep your head up while making this walk. be proud. you just banged the hell out of there offspring... now maybe they will do there chores (assuming they have chores because they still live with there parents) sometimes a simple thumbs up works during this walk. or a possible high five.

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ivanoff 0

ya supper sorry I suck at spelling. or should I say grammar? I'll make sure their spelt right next time...

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ivanoff 0

I always thought 'their' is a bull shit word. I before E, except after C...

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Sprocket 5

There are so many exceptions to that rule that they stopped teaching it... Just to show how sadistic our language is.

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cptmorgan15 2

Ivanoff, you are the worst.

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ivanoff 0

ya thanks bud, I really care what you think...

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Mebekatya 0

...tastes just like cherry cola. C-O-L-A, COLA!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah but there's something I don't understand... Why she ***** like a woman but falls like a man. LOLA, L O L A LOLA, bring my Cherry Cola

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noeryu 1

Ok I'm feeling kinda stupid but isn't the walk of shame after a one night stand not a night with your boyfriend?

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Rashadd 6

yeah I thought so too...

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Taipan_fml 0

Yeah, I get the feeling that some women use the term simply to make themselves seem more scandalous.

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kirsty777 3

the parents probably didn't know. that or op and the bf are quite young.

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TheDrifter 23

It's also used when leaving somewhere you shouldn't have been doing the nasty. There just isn't a better term for that. Or he was terrible and this will be the only time for them.

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noeryu 1

Ok I'm feeling kinda stupid but isn't the walk of shame after a one night stand not a night with your boyfriend?

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Taipan_fml 0

I always thought the term "walk of shame" applied more to someone who was leaving (or getting kicked out of) a one night stand's house. Usually in the same rumpled clothing and perhaps smeared makeup as the night before and therefore looking pretty trashy. Not someone who was leaving the house of a boy/girlfriend. Hence the word "shame" in there... most people don't feel shame at spending the night with a significant other (unless they're high school youngins, probably OP's case).

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beastin34 0

lmao no shame just know u ain't gunna be back their anytime soon

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apology89 2

And abstinence once again could have prevented something horrible

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SirEBC 7

Abstinence is the opposite of sex. Sex is good. Therefore, abstinence is the opposite of good.

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JenL_fml 7

Ok, I kind of support abstinence, but I fail how that would have prevented her from tripping down the stairs. She could have done that without having sex... Unless her boyfriend is just that good... o.o

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Thomas_Rothbard 0

and that's why ppl think women are smarter than men. when you use faulty logic like that. Plato is turning in his grave

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SirEBC 7

50, if you want to have a discussion on logic, PM me. Oh, and I suggest you come a little harder than that.

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

Abstinence are for those who can't get any and therefore use that as an excuse. #43: Sex is like Pizza. When the Pizza is good, it's REALLY good, but when the pizza is bad, it's better than not having pizza at all.

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meteor_stream 9

Unless you get a food poisoning from it.

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

It's foolish to practice abstinence before marriage (or before finding the right someone), there's plenty of time not to have sex after you get married and have 5 children, but you'll find that out when it's too late.

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Taipan_fml 0

That doesn't mean you have to or even should have sex with anything that crosses your path (back to your pizza analogy). There's a happy medium between abstinence and having sex with so many randoms you lose count of them... and whatever viruses you pick up from them. Also, having sex just to have sex, even when it's bad, is just pointless.

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faithe92 0

not the cherry coke! oh god no

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FudgeInMyLife 3

Don't play the Abstinence card.

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katiebells 0

so it was more like a fall of shame, then?

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