Miscellaneous: Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars....

By Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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By fiat850 - 09/05/2020 17:00

Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML

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By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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Sunday 17 May 2009 0:38

If you manage to cycle into stationary things you should probably stick to your own two feet, and not move any faster than walking speed, for other people's safety.

_spazziee 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 1:25

My friend did that once, she tried telling us that the cars were moving, come to find out, someone filmed it and posted it to her Facebook, it proved her wrong.

Comments

KASHMIR_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:39

i would never let you touch my Ducati and first.....

Anajox 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:02

I've actually done this before. :/ Sorry that happened, but be more careful.

NickelPhosphate 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:21

Aw man that sucks! At least they weren't moving tho cuz then you'd be in trouble =/

ShoShenron 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:07

... Genius.

ohhboyy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:36

people like you drive cars too. now thats a scary thought..

annahoward 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:44

dude, how did you managed to do that? hope you didn't recked the cars. then your life would be ******.

Mc09toofine 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:53

lol!!!!!! lmao!!! wow.......u kno they make jokes after people like you!! : P

christianmcox 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:58

1st off learn how to ride a bike bro 2nd open your f**king eyes you didnt see two carz in front of you parked? UDI for not having training wheels on your bike since you obviously cant ride one correctly