By jeffnn - 24/12/2016 04:18 - United States - Melbourne

Today, while building a gingerbread house with my two kids, they thought it would be funny to pee on it while I wasn't looking. Nobody noticed until my wife ate one of the pee-covered gingerbread men. FML
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Tenbed 10

<p>YDI. A soggy baked good is pretty easy to identify.</p>

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Someone is getting coal in their stockings this Christmas!

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Moerighan 23

How could you not smell it? Pee is pretty distinctive. If she could taste it couldn't she tell before she put it in her mouth?

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Wishe 17

What the hell is wrong with your kids where that's their idea of a joke??

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RosesThorn17 7

I hope you mean ex kids. After a stunt like that I'd slap them in the face and dump them on the side of the road for a wild animal to take in. Would serve them right and they'd probably enjoy it since they already act like animals.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I sincerely hope you're joking. Being angry with them, I would understand. But if you're serious and would actually drop your kids off in the middle of nowhere for any reason, I really hope you never have children.

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LyricaSilvan 29

I don't consider dumping children on the side of the road something worth joking about.

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cootiequeen4444 11

it wasn't dumping children on the side of the road that was a joke. that was just how the "children" were to get their animal foster parents. which they deserved after acting like animals. which was the joke. don't think too poorly of the original commenter p:

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RosesThorn17 7

Me too! Kids are disgusting little cretins. I'd rather not taint my life with something that's four functions are: shit, piss, scream and make my life a living hell. What joke?

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DannyDizzle 8

It would make the gingerbread taste better that's how she picked up something was off, cause you know who eats gingerbread anyway lol

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cootiequeen4444 11

wat? you know who? Santa? Satan? Voldemort? why would they think piss covered gingerbread tastes better? I honestly don't understand what you are trying to say..

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Colon_Man 17

This is something bullies would do. If your kids are school age then I would start suspecting that they are the ones beating other kids down for their lunch money.

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sillymama 21

I'm not at all surprised that this event happened in Arkansas. In fact all the questions I had were answered fairly quickly in my mind. FYL indeed.

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LyricaSilvan 29

OP, I think you may need to teach your kids some very serious lessons here. This is bizarre on all counts, and is not normal or acceptable. As someone else said, if they're old enough to know how to aim so that the urine gets on a specific thing (in this case, the gingerbread,) they're old enough to know better.

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tjpr314 8

No that's unacceptable as a so called joke. Now tell them that they are not getting anything for Christmas this year and see how funny that joke is to them! I bet they won't be laughing at that!

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