Kids: Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door....

By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Cuzles - 23/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By Embarassed - 18/10/2024 20:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my toddler started chirping, "Mommy’s on the toilet!" while I was in a public restroom at our local mall. She also knocked on the stall door to make sure everyone was made aware of our exact location. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By ugh - 03/09/2013 23:53 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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Open door policy

By Anonymous - 09/03/2021 23:01

Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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lordbane2110 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:36

Oh, that's genius, you should have replied with "Go Away Anna"

denaeb123 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Even though you were trying to have just a few minutes of privacy you have to admit that that is extremely adorable!

Comments

Tarlachia 33

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:34

"Yes, but only if you stop singing that song!"

Regimental_Phan 18

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:18

I wouldn't of held it back anymore, and just let it go.

aubamas 20

Saturday 21 March 2015 6:24

let it go mom

Eivana 37

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:35

What a perfect song to take a hard to pass shit to. Hopefully, yours was quick.

photographer49 22

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:02

#2 She begins with "while TRYING to take a crap," I'm sure she was trying to force that out for a while

alex1022 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 21:49

i think salt n pepper- push it would fit the situation more appropriately.

lordbane2110 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:36

Oh, that's genius, you should have replied with "Go Away Anna"

cbroady0529 9

Thursday 22 January 2015 1:50

My three year old does the exact same thing, but when I say "go away, Anna!" She sings "ok byyyeeeee" and leaves me in peace for a few minutes. It was pretty cute the first 8,000 or so times :p

WolfyGrace 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:37

How fun that must have been! I know I would have hated it. That is my least favorite song from the movie.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:40

You have to admit, that is pretty adorable though.

AverageJoey 18

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:40

You should "Let it Go"

iTzSelverZz 14

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Thats cute.

denaeb123 24

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:41

Even though you were trying to have just a few minutes of privacy you have to admit that that is extremely adorable!

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:39

No.

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 21 January 2015 12:43

Please tell me you said no. Frozen is so overrated.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 14:06

Frozen is just really popular right now. I'm sure people thought the same about Lion King when it came out, what, 20 years ago? And to this day, Lion King is still one of the best Disney movies ever. My point, just because a movie is popular doesn't mean it is overrated.