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By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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dbss11 3

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

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FreebirdIII 1

If I ran to check on my sister everytime she screamed, I would be able to run a marathon. I gave up, and now watch marathons on TV.

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varkey 7

glee is so dumb but even if it were awesome, your family is messed up FYL

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mbrooks5110 0

You are supposed to make sure the switch is turned to the off position.

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GabbyCharityM 0

Well, f your family's lives! You interrupted them from watching Glee with your obnoxious scream. (Sarcasm people).

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bubblegumapplesa 0

GLee is awesome , I understand why they didn't come :P

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jakel121 0

They probably didn't hear because the sounds emitting from the television somewhat resemblednyour screams of pain.

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isaacrll 0

I was watching that same one it was pretty good

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jskibabe22 4

well, in their defense.... glee is an amazing show

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