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By Burnt - 11/05/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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dbss11 3

FYL being shocked sucks!! and your family does too, that's when you get a taser baton and while their watching glee just taze them all and say, hah! how does that feel suckas!? lol

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philip1guthrie 4

ok I'm an electrician and the voltage going to a light bulb won't make you black out. don't lie your a dumbass.

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butterflychic 0

It's **you're** actually. Before you call someone a dumbass please make sure you aren't being a hypocrite.

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Randomxnp 10

Balls. People can be killed by 230 V, which is used in much of the world.

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jakel121 0

First of all, Philip electricians are stupid. Second of all, butterfly, you my friend are epic win.

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Ugi 26

If, for example, you are standing on a chair to change a bulb then you may well pass out from the fall rather than the shock. The FML format does not really lend itself to going into detail.

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clementsm2603 3

you were shocked because if you were electrocuded you couldn't post that cause you would be dead

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LASERZ7 4

i agree, glee is addicting

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Digitalluv 0

time to get a new family :P

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ducksinthehat 1

well, to be fair, it was a pretty good episode...

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tori8572 0

if it were me I mean I wouldn't have come at all while glee was on I mean what were u thinking that they would just leave the best show on earth to come see u passed out??? lol tho in sorry that u got electrocuted

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megz21 0

I hate Glee anyone can sing other peoples songs.... it's called karaoke!

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Withired_Away 0

2, you do not deserve the companion cube as your picture for saying glee is good *facepalm*

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