Intimacy: Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my...

By dwek - 15/05/2009 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

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By loli-conned - 21/06/2009 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shopping for my little sister's birthday. She loves manga. I've never read manga, so I bought a couple of novels from the "popular" shelf. Turns out if they have white covers it means they are "adult" books. I bought my sister a "lolicon" manga - filled with prebuscent naked girls. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2010 08:48

Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML

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By deli Shoppe - 27/06/2012 04:39 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

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By beurk - 06/02/2015 05:18 - France - Paris

Today, in the magazine section of a bookstore, an old dude asked me politely to grab something that he couldn't reach. I did so with a smile, touched by his "nice old guy" demeanour, only glancing at the item in question as I handed it to him. It was a porn mag. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML

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By Dv0829 - 21/10/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML

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Chvdl 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:03

I would rent those...

zulucharlie_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:05

Ummm, gay people would...? Or maybe people who stare at it for five minutes...?

Comments

Lythiaren 8

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:24

It's called yaoi. 99% of all teenage girls on the Internet read, write and dream in gay smut. Why are you so surprised?

Chibi_Seme 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:47

I'd rent yaoi. I'm gay. I love it. I have no shame.

junjouromantica 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:06

I would throw my volumes of Junjou Romantica at you, but that would just be a waste. *clings to manga* Besides, I'm tired of you saying "gay ****," it's yaoi/BL/shounen-ai. Educate yourself. P.S. I got my friends hooked. :D

Yumiko_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:11

Yaoi is the shit! Honestly, the sex is hilarious and the plot-lines are interesting.

Jim9349 10

Sunday 17 May 2009 0:01

I have the full series

Lelio_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 1:41

pfft. YAOI IS AWESOME!

jizzinyourface 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:27

& Why is this bad ? Id rent it.

EziyaMinamoto 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:56

Don't knock it until you try it. :D

xst3ph90x 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:00

yaoi... happens to be awesome... dont judge

triscuit 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:59

Yaoi!! That stuff is great! Maybe you should read it before you judge it. I judged then was tricked into reading, and now I like it. Does anyone know F.A.K.E? Its my fav. If you really stared at it for five mins, you should just rent it at that point. It probably means on some level you probably kinda wanted to.