By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

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Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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coldsteelstu 4

somethings are better left between your ear, your Q-tip, and you member. seriously, next time keep it to yourself.

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Sencilia 14

Whats the name of that song.... oh yeah! "**** in my pants".

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Goblin182 26

Note to self: Buy Q-Tip stock.

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CuMorrigu 14

Single. 43. NEED those q-tips. Especially if they come with a 5' 6" or so redhead.

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M3DIC4T3 29

No offense but generally speaking, dating people you meet off of the FML website isn't going to work out well for you.

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Lilxpie 18

At least you didn't get aroused by a cardboard box.

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kasmol 16

I ear you saying you are aroused by aural sex.

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alex540150 9

No joke, I was actually cleaning my ear with a Q-Tip when I read this (minus the...you know..) ^_^

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