By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

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Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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Joedbag 8

And the award for the most amusing finish in the week goes to

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CrissyyyS2 22

I know cleaning your ears can give that good sensation and stuff... but damn bro, that's all it took for you?

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150493x 29

The missing verse from The Lonely Island's "**** In My Pants".

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onlymytwocents 9

If this I'd true. Good for you. All it is , is hyper sensitive nerve ending sending impulses to the pleasure center of your brain. Think of it as a bonus.

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symbiotic91 0

I think it should go " while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, i jizzed in my pants." If you dont know where thats from watch **** in my pants by lonely island

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etishuman22 32

As if the rest of the internet lives under a rock.

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token_blackguy 18

Eargasm, not just for great music anymore.

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supernaturalcat 12

Seriously.. Is this a common thing or is OP just special? Wow the things I learn on FML. Congratulations OP! I'm not really sure FML is appropriate here.

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DotDootyDot 17

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnh, I'm using an unsafe product to clean my ears... I feel so... NAUGHTY. NNNHYEAHBABY.

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TattooInvasion 14

They supposedly push the wax farther in your ear. And you can jab your eardrum. personally I think it's bullshit. im not leaving my ears gross for weeks so I can ear-candle. or use that vaccuum thing. scarey.

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RandomHavoc1 13

did anyone else read this in an Austin Powers voice?

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alycion 38

Now I know why my husband cleans his ears constantly. And I just thought it was an OCD thing.

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