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I am the passenger

By Anonymous - 03/11/2024 13:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 November 2024 0:21

Better than in your ear, I suppose.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 5 November 2024 0:21

Better than in your ear, I suppose.

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