Money: Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some...

By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By It does grow on trees - 21/12/2024 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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mccaincracker 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

I would have chased the kid down..

moosemonkey1000 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:13

So chase after him? He's a little kid they don't run that fast.

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eyecon502 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:55

Probably a future Walmart greeter. ;)

jingajanga 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 23:08

Cheapo BB gun:$20 BB s:$5 Watching the kid who stole your money be pelted in the back of the head:priceless All of this and more at Walmart!

ilove80smetal 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:49

Follow him home and just stare at him through his window for a few hours. That'll teach the bitch.

jshicksSN 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:07

So you got robbed by a laughing child???..

C0N71NG3NCY 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:47

Smart kid, if you turn around to look he's got a few seconds head start on you. Sucks regardless, though.

lowie89 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 6:57

Thats why you should shop at target! Wal Mart is nothing but trash!

chamblizi 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:08

HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ROBBBED BYA SMALL LAUGHING CHILD LOL

keiraf 3

Thursday 22 March 2012 1:34

wat a braty bitch i would of slappede him

rantsession 13

Friday 23 March 2012 2:27

ever wondered why birth control got invented? I bet you don't now....

0o0o0 9

Tuesday 2 December 2014 21:07

I assume you were born once.

rushfan2112 2

Saturday 24 March 2012 13:09

Punt him like a football

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