By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
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vipirius 18

It's simple, he wanted to fap. No need to overthink this OP.

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iAmPaul 49

He just wanted some alone time, simple as that.

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Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Um...he still had to drive home, so he couldn't relax too much. You took that personally?

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SuperMew 22

It sounds like you have some questions and only he can answer them.

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KittyHawkMarch 29

Maybe he just wanted to be alone for a bit. That still would hurt though.

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Artsyr4g3 4

Break up he obviously doesn't want anything to do with you. Not worth your time.

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dragon91 2

next time you two start to get intimate just stop say you're feeling and horny and just want to go home and use your vibrator

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itsjusttofunny 8

other words; I'm horny and want pussy.... your not giving me any.

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laden_swallow09 34

My Man-slation: "I forgot I have a raid scheduled tonight." EDIT: #55 may be on to something, too.

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6pointstuntin 12

by himself not that fml worthy in my opinion

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