Miscellaneous: Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging...

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By CuteFeeties - 07/08/2022 18:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 2 687

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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You deserved it 43 682

By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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You deserved it 844

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2015 6:19

Should have hit him with your car like GTA.

juturnaamo 29

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:23

Because it would've been fine if he had been mugging a man?

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liveonmarz69 2

Sunday 31 May 2015 12:01

gfgg

Dexter83_fml 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 12:01

You need to the right thing by the victim. For your boyfriend he's got what he wanted however the effect that this will have the victim will be devastation. Call the police on him. What did you do ?

pos20 26

Sunday 31 May 2015 12:25

You mean EX-boyfriend right?

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:36

Wow what a great guy...

sonasonic 34

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:42

Vehicular manslaughter for the win.

iAmPaul 49

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:10

You sure know how to pick them.

qbgroh3 15

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:15

Did he buy you something nice afterwards?

CeCe184 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:28

He should now be your ex boyfriend and I hope to God you decided to be a decent human being and reported it before you posted it.

bobbabson 8

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:55

Lol

limegreenpoopie 31

Sunday 31 May 2015 15:36

Did you report him??

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