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By Joel_mama - 27/07/2009 01:12 - New Zealand

Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2018 01:30

Today, I pretended to be asleep when my mom and her best friend came home because I was tired as hell and I didn't want to be around them. I was then treated to a loud conversation about my mom's first time with a woman through our paper-thin walls. FML

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By mikmak - 20/12/2015 13:26 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 02:55 - Canada

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2016 06:11 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML

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silverx10 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:15

And this is why it pays to pretend with headphones on.

michelle4srs 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:18

Right when they started you should have pretended to wake up and made a loud noise to let them know.

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RideOorDiee 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:48

Sucks!!! I can fake sleeping but fake waking up is hard cuz your always parinoid it wont look right or like one time my cuzzin and my sisters boyfriends little brother spent the night, they were all in my room and i was dozing off but they started 'messing around' idk i was younger! But he was like come on just let me see and my cuzzin was giggling and making noises and i tryed moving around so they would think i was awake but they didnt!!!!! I was scared bcuz i didnt wanna get them introuble but i didnt wanna hear it!!! So finally i grabed my pillow and blanky and ran to my moms room and slept on the floor at the foot of the bed!!!

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:55

Thanks for sharing!!! I really wanted to know all of that!!!!!

SimpleSimon 0

Monday 27 July 2009 10:10

Well... that's ****** up

Sessee 4

Monday 27 July 2009 11:55

tl;dr.

emery52 0

Monday 27 July 2009 17:01

agreed w/ #17

plethora 3

Monday 27 July 2009 9:58

They knew you weren't asleep.

DrAwesome 6

Monday 27 July 2009 10:10

Ha ha, random period much? "Today, while driving home with my parents." Bet you were glad you pretended to be asleep to avoid a delightful conversation with your mother. It was the least you could do for the woman who gave birth to you, ya know.