Kids: Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't...

By E…… - 02/03/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, after meeting the love of my life two weeks ago and moving him in to start our life together, my kids have run off to live with their dads. Apparently they are “not dealing with another new dad.” FML

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By Bad Mum? - 31/03/2019 23:00 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my eldest son told me he wishes he lived with his dad. This after I, two years ago, managed to get myself and my children out of the abusive situation we were in. Why? He didn't want to tidy his toys. FML

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By Xandriajoy10 - 04/01/2016 05:21 - Australia

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By anon - 16/12/2015 15:28 - Australia - Salisbury

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML

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By grrr1234 - 01/07/2012 16:00

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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allie2590 31

Monday 2 March 2009 20:11

It really makes me wonder why your kids would say something like that. I know they sometimes say things they don't mean because they don't know any better... But I don't know. I'm not trying to say you are a bad mother or anything, it just makes me wonder.

neonoodle 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:03

Ah, kids say the darnedest things.

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Arbitrary 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:55

Clearly you're doing something to turn your kids off. If you're beating your kids and that's the reason then no reason to worry. They'll thank you for it later, just keep them in line, I know I'm grateful that I got beat as a kids. Probably could have turned out as one of those spoiled brats that I'm seeing all over the place today. Although I can't really imagine beating a child, I would feel like a bully or a rapist.

domolovesyoshi 33

Sunday 22 June 2014 1:09

there is difference between physically punishing your child when they overstep there boundaries and have ignored all verbal warnings which is what you're referring to as beatings instead of physically abusing them. you're being downvoted because of this misunderstanding.

snowdemon 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:57

why would anybody DESERVE that

annex3 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:00

growing up, my dad let me get away with more things and he was always working so i would say i like daddy more, but really its the same. they probably just want more time with him!

Meri_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:04

That they lover their Daddy doesn't mean they don't love you as well.

Jak0p 25

Friday 19 December 2014 3:48

they want her to move out, so what's your point? :D

LolSoiSoiSoi 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:13

Why do all the women on here overreact to everything?

ionelementz112 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:15

You're probably doing your duty as a parent and raising your kids proper. Daddy is probably not, but they have fun.

muse88 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:16

hmm...if one said it thats one thing, but both...u should talk to him...

Us3rNam3 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:18

I would also like to know what you have done to them, or their father, to make them say that. Kids can say some off the wall things but never anything that cruel without reason. I think you should discuss this with your husband, maybe it comes from him

Tehalon 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:24

I ask my mother all the time when the hell she's gonna go away and live with her bf and leave the house to me. It's not that we don't love you, we just dont want to be around you ;D