Animals: Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend,...

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:39

That's horrible...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:40

that's just wrong.

Comments

badluckbryin 8

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:04

Well you could've gotten rabies. You never know OP. I'm sorry you had to see it get run over.

DemosthenesMB 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:13

Chances are, if it was lying on the road, it WAS injured. Even so, running over its head was cruel and rather ignorant of OP's boyfriend; it was a sick thing to do and he should've called an animal expert out. Then again, going to check on it would've been a bad move on OP's part because animals often carry diseases and such - another reason to call an animal expert. Overall, OP, your boyfriend is an a**hole.

atiggerx33 6

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:43

It died quickly, slightly faster most likely than even euthanasia from a vet. I would have done the same, but without the smirk. No matter who you called or brought the deer to, if it was too injured to even make it out of the street, they would have euthanized it, whether through a gunshot or a sterile needle. When a racehorse breaks its leg, if it can't stand, it is immediately euthanized on the track, it has no hope, and better it be given a quick end. If they'll give up on an animal worth millions so quickly, then there is absolutely no hope for the deer.

ladybugz23 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:13

Ass- hole!! thats not right Dump him girl!!

MysteryGuest214 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:14

Boyfriend is a sadist. Don't say you haven't been warned.

demon_wolf 15

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:17

oh deer...

SnowFangedBeauty 19

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:19

I found it funny and I dont feel bad I would've done the same points for your bf!

Antivist 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:19

Omg :c this made me cry xc I love animals!!Horrible!!

TsarKeith12 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:23

Oops, me too Naw, I wouldn't actually

alicat13 12

Wednesday 14 May 2014 5:28

The smirk=jerk. But the animal is injured and would probably have tried to gore you if it could not get away. Then puting it out of it's misery, what other tool did you have at your disposal?