By Anonymous - 05/06/2019 14:06

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Today, my husband has always been clumsy, but am I alone in thinking it takes a special level of clumsy to trip over while naked and land with his penis in the mouth of the village slut across the street. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60

He didn't cheat, he was just clumsy and tripped ... and this other woman tried to catch him with her mouth. Otherwise he might have scratched his knees.

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Ex husband I hope? And please, can we stop calling other women *****? There’s nothing wrong with having a lot of sex, and to be fair, she’s not the one who cheated. Your (ex) husband did, and he even has the audacity to make it sound like he didn’t do anything wrong.

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Ex husband I hope? And please, can we stop calling other women *****? There’s nothing wrong with having a lot of sex, and to be fair, she’s not the one who cheated. Your (ex) husband did, and he even has the audacity to make it sound like he didn’t do anything wrong.

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raven_of_azarath 34

But if a man has sex with a lot of women, he’s praised. It’s called a double standard. Either we shame men as well for having sex or stop shaming women.

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Monaca_Towa 7

I mean, I assume the woman might’ve known he was married. Makes both of them horrible tbh

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CrazyV 22

While we shouldn't be **** shaming, this woman lives across the street from OP, obviously knowing they were married. Village **** she is if she's knowingly sleeping with married men.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

He didn't cheat, he was just clumsy and tripped ... and this other woman tried to catch him with her mouth. Otherwise he might have scratched his knees.

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bloopaloop 27

Very nice of her!

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RichardPencil 30

You were lucky that the woman with the jeans with the worn-out knees caught his dick-cheesed penis before it hit the nasty, moist floor and you can’t play with it after a night of heavy drinking like a gay werebear at the circus!

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zelda1324 13

Wow I was not expecting this FML to end like this, sorry OP. 🙁

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smarterass 6

That depends. How many times did he have to trip before he made it across the street?

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Sonotsuave 35

I don’t even wanna say anything except sorry and get a divorce lawyer and my mom’s right that 90% of men think with their other head

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Britt2050 8

Do you have to call her the village ****? Sorry your husband cheated with her but that's no reason to be derogatory and rude to her(okay well, if she knew he was married you kind of have the right to tell her to **** off at least, maybe you can be a bit rude but being derogatory because she likes sex is not cool). The amount of people who call a woman a **** simply because they're pissed off and not because she actually sleeps with a lot of men is appalling. I don't know if that's the case, if she's only slept with your husband and you're pissed off, or if she truly sleeps around a lot. But honestly, that's her business and her choice that she's free to make. And calling her a **** for it is just immature.

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Nico711 17

What the hell happened here?

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Sadgurl64 10

I have always said you just dont trip and fall into a ******

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