Animals: Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend,...

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:39

That's horrible...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:40

that's just wrong.

Comments

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:03

While it's not a good idea to get out and check on it, unfortunately......I would freak out at my boyfriend. I hate animal cruelty. If I stayed with him I'd emotionally hold it against him forever...

Thorzix 23

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:41

Then you'd need help just as much help as OP's boyfriend. Smirk aside, this is the opposite of animal cruelty. The poor thing was injured, if it was next to the road it had probably gotten hit by another car and would have died anyway, most likely was in a lot of pain already. Although his reaction afterwards was a little twisted, OP's boyfriend did the right thing finishing it off. If you'd torture your partner emotionally for something like that. Go seek freaking help. Now.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 14 May 2014 19:13

No, I wouldn't torture him. Subconsciously I'd keep that shock and pain in -me- for a long time. Doesn't mean I'd express it or treat him worse.

souchi64_fml 2

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:05

Be careful, you may be dating Joffrey Lannister :O

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 17:09

Omg you made me laugh!!!

Benmcsausage 2

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:09

This is what you should do if you see an animal suffering. Your boyfriend did the right thing although I would not have had a smirk on my face.

NodakN8V 25

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:11

I would of ended its life a little more humanly than that but I would of field dressed it afterwards and made its way to the freezer

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Wednesday 14 May 2014 17:08

Freeeeesh meat, in the middle of the rooooaaad!....

Thumbs82 13

Wednesday 14 May 2014 13:14

As several others have stated, that would be a deal breaker for me, too. He obviously has severe problems, & u should dump his sick ass ASAP. Then I'd turn him in for cruelty to animals.