Animals: Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend,...

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By AmericanDream - 01/12/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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By Karaline45 - 15/12/2018 05:00

Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer had got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I hit a deer. The worst part? Papa deer saw me hit mama deer, and proceded to ram into my car. FML

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By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By SugarCoat - 08/06/2017 18:00

Today, I volunteered to go get ice cream if I could use my mother's car. She told me to be VERY careful. Not ten minutes later, I hit a deer, which got up and walked off as though nothing had happened. FML

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:39

That's horrible...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Wednesday 14 May 2014 1:40

that's just wrong.

Comments

rugener92 11

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:31

He's a serial killer! Abort mission!

charlotteel 11

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:31

****

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:41

He shouldn't have smirked about it, but he was saving you from getting hurt by not letting you out. That deer would've ****** you up.

k_mysterious 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:43

PETA Calling!!

isisorchid 16

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:59

Get out. Get out now! NOW!!

drdj2006 3

Wednesday 14 May 2014 9:00

I hope a bone pirced his tire and it goes flat somewhere very inconvieant. Then for any reason whatsoever he can't change it or fill it with fix a flat and he has to wait for roadside assistance for hours im the heat

ELoni_fml 25

Wednesday 14 May 2014 9:07

Oké I would leave someone for that. No joke, that is heartless and twisted

mkcherry 14

Wednesday 14 May 2014 9:47

Regardless of whether it was best the deer he killed it because he wanted to. The minute he took me home id dump his ass. Don't wait around for him to graduate to humans OP.