Transportation: Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind...

By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 19:47 - Ireland

Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost her shit at the advertising on the loudspeaker, turned to another patron, and screamed into his face to shut the fuck up. FML

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By carsuck - 11/11/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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Roadhogs

By tailgaterhater - 17/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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shelbystang 2

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:31

Maybe you should grow a pair and stand up for yourself!

chazzywazzy654 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 0:33

That bitch crazy! Surely stopping at a red light for a few minutes is better than a ticket and a fine? Especially on your daughters wedding of all days..... I wonder about people sometimes

Comments

ezrajab 22

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:00

And this is the person you said "I DO to?

mzgabbster 28

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:11

Sounds like an emotionally abusive relationship.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:37

Any reason she couldn't ride with you?

scottyboy417 19

Sunday 16 November 2014 5:50

Next time you see her kindly ask if you can remove your junk from the vise she has them in.

Pandadude420 6

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:21

what a bitch

ostfaiz 18

Sunday 16 November 2014 7:54

sorry for u Op, it was a real messed up situation for u, ur support to her is highly appreciated

martin8337 35

Sunday 16 November 2014 8:36

Two words, divorce court.

Karan0217 6

Sunday 16 November 2014 9:23

Divorce her

Vegetarian27 24

Sunday 16 November 2014 11:22

Dude, you need to confront her. I'm assuming this isn't the only time she acts like a raging bitch.

TinaBelcher2016 9

Sunday 16 November 2014 12:44

It'll take courage but do start to stand up for yourself. Don't let anyone make you feel bad for not doing so in the past. Just look ahead and make a positive change for yourself.