Transportation: Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a...

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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Charming

By hoggypig - 23/04/2012 13:00

Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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Awks

By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:19

Wtf dude?

heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:19

You're screwed.

Comments

oneontheway 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:57

That's what you get!!

theresabiggi 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:00

I don't think your relationship is going to work out if you start randomly flipping off her family.

lions214 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:09

Sir. Road rage is never the answer. This is what you should have done. You should have just waved. Plus, what kinda negligent person would blow through a stop sign. I lost an arm because someone did that. Yes. I am typing this with one arm. Yes, i do feel proud. haha

jerry2011 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:10

Logically, you are screwed..... But physically you won't get screwed for a while.

maddienoelle 13

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:11

He was just trying to say hi....

andesquive 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:16

You're stupid. Shouldnt of ran the stop sign anyway

pslcdsl 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:19

You deserve a YDI and a ticket.

Wolvy_fml 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:26

Just look on the bright side....oh wait.

thatonegirl33 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:38

How dare someone honk at you for driving like an idiot!!! Lol y totally di

sorrowevicteon 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:39

You didn't stop at a stop sign. That's where I felt no pity. You flipped off a driver who should be angry at you in the first place. That's when I realized you were an idiot. Then it turned out it was your girl's dad... I now flip you the bird you inconsiderate a-hole.