Transportation: Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into...

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:54 - United States

Today, I lost my job. I was so upset that I put in my favorite mix CD of all the songs that get me feeling better. While scanning for my favorite song, I hit the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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jumpshot32 11

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:39

"We Will We Will Rock You!!!" Shit!

yahoowizard 16

Wednesday 1 February 2012 8:50

I'm just glad tapping my foot to music now qualifies me as a music person

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perdix 29

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:43

What goes around, comes around. You'll probably get tapped AND rear-ended in jail.

lukybasturd 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 9:46

this is why I drive standard. also you should switch to the brakes as your pedal. at least you will hold it down when you repeatedly stomp it.

AugustBurnsToast 14

Wednesday 1 February 2012 10:31

OP was gettin down to Eye of the Tiger

thebottomdog 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 10:58

Lol ydi kinda because you should have self controll behind somthing thats lethal but yls cus i know how music takes youaway sometimes

bishoujo 5

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:36

Dumbass. Lol. Ydi.

courk94 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:45

Aaahh that sucks ! I do the same thing all the time, minus the rear ending part =

yusaku02 20

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:58

Somehow I knew this was going to be in California...

DailyToker 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:30

If you were stuck in traffic, wouldn't you just put the car in neutral?

GlitterAngel 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:05

I bet you have their album huh?

Zero_Demon 4

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:23

And this my friends is why you use your LEFT foot for tapping to music.

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