Health and Gross: Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a...

By Snuffles - 24/04/2019 18:00

Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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By ISmellBread - 15/12/2023 05:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I was quickly eating lunch during a work meeting. I ended up inhaling some of my sandwich so I've had toast stuck in my sinuses for the last hour. FML

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By yankesik - 03/01/2016 22:42 - Poland - Kalisz

Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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By zombielover1 - 13/07/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, while eating a Subway sandwich, I was watching a comedian on TV. As he said his signature line, I laughed hysterically and accidentally snorted a jalapeño into my nose. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to snort out the little piece that got lodged into my nostril. FML

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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 03:46 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I sneezed incredibly hard while eating a granola bar. 5 hours later, it's still hellishly painful to swallow. Please kill me. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 April 2019 18:36

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 April 2019 19:13

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 April 2019 18:36

When people say they inhaled their food, they don't mean it literally my dear...

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 April 2019 19:13

What?!?!? Six straight hours engulfed in the smell of bacon? What else could you do with your day that would be any better?

abfab5300 13

Thursday 25 April 2019 0:39

Karma for eating dead animals.

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 25 April 2019 3:47

And delicious karma it is 😋

Jonkbaby 22

Thursday 25 April 2019 1:18

well, hope you enjoy the rest of your day

zuckerburg 21

Friday 26 April 2019 14:50

How do you sneeze a piece of food into your nose? How big are your nostrils?

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