By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Spicy
Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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vyraloki 1

I feel awkward that virtually the same thing happened to me...and that it was because of my boyfriend moving to california in the same timeframe as yours =

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Gigaboo 0

im really sorry. i had a girlfriend who did the same thing. jus not the cum part lol

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westdallas5 4

That's sad only cuz you didn't finish!!

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bulls_lover13 3

flicking ur bean...thats a first...haha

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DesDesMooree 6

wtf? "flicking my bean" who says that..?

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Nutbar_2416 2

[QUOTE]Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol[/QUOTE] There aren't many euphemisms for female masturbation, so this is what we got.

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