By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

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Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML
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PurpleFrostingg 7

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

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actingbro 3

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

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helltorch 2

Flicking my bean is that the best u could come up with?....crazy bitch

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

lol Flicking the bean! That's actually a quote from The Ugly Truth in case people didn't know. Hilarious. :D But yeah, OP sorry to hear that - I've been there. Well, okay, not exactly, but I know how it feels to be having fun and then suddenly start crying because you miss the one you love. :( FYL

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Mikelacara13 0

so how was it before u cried ? because when I'm by myself I can get fantastical

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LochNessMonsterr 3

"Flicking your bean" ? ? Seriously? If anyone ever flicked my clit, I'd punch them. Hard. You carress the clit. Licky. . Anyways.

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belo_fml 0

U should have kept flicking. I mean if u were gonna cry anyway, why not at least get some kind of happiness, right?

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Millerka9 0

Lol, I love that term! Weird, but lovable

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domleelin 0

Flicking the bean??? Wtf does that mean!?!?!?

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Lady_Bee_fml 13

278, seriously dude, read the other comments before posting >.

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