Intimacy: Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/08/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

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By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Lol. " Flicking my bean"

actingbro 3

Monday 15 August 2011 8:46

Who says "flicking my bean"? Lol

Comments

vincecap17 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:59

Hahaha flicking the bean

Stain92 14

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:48

"Flicking my bean"... Not gonna lie reading that nearly blew my head off.

WtfLoser 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:23

LOOOOOL, flicking your bean ! Girl, I died of laughter, I love you so much for that

HeartAndSoul2011 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:21

Wtf? This one makes no sense at all to me!!!!!!!

BoredomCentral 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 14:41

No one cares about OPs feelings.... just her "bean"..... I'm sorry your boyfriend isn't there with you, OP. :(

botoz 0

Friday 19 August 2011 17:28

Thats one shame. lol

Lorysa 11

Saturday 20 August 2011 1:51

Sorry OP... but it'll get back to normal soon. Mine's moving away today, too. Hopefully you can still see him often enough; things will get easier when you have a routine for visiting and talking. :) Good luck.