By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
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flopstar 21

Aw hopefully you had some back up outfits

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alanamarieg 18

Next time something like this occurs, look up quick home remedies :) sorry OP hope your interview went well anyway!

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AssassinD3 19

And this Is why I brush my teeth before I shower.

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saffy66 34

This is why I clean my teeth and apply makeup while just wearing underwear. They should take the word 'Murphy' out of Murphy's law and replace it with my surname.

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The_Skittish_One 27

Why did you brush your teeth while wearing your outfit? D: I would rather brush my teeth in my underwear than risk something like that.

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missclm 1

Who brushes their teeth with their outfit on?!

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joe3_fml 15

Let's hope you kept the receipt for the dress.

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MRSwick2525 23

Why would she have had to have kept the receipt? Ever hear of a washing machine?

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AndyPurdy 31

which is why you change into your uniform/work outfit after you've done all that,to avoid situations like that

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Bluepies 24

They won't know if your dress is new or not. Put on another one. Problem solved.

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AlexNVCat1 3

This is why I brush my teeth before fully dressing.

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burninsnow 23

Now you have a reason to get a new dress.

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