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Crime scene

By veethebee - 08/05/2019 01:00

Today, I parked in the parking lot at work feeling like I had to sneeze. As I was walking in, the sneeze finally came. Apparently, my nose was bleeding so when I sneezed, blood got all over the floor and my brand new work clothes. FML
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MandySkittles 18

Rubbing alcohol takes blood right out of clothes. Don't ask how I know.

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RichardPencil 30

You’re gonna look like a bad-ass who bleeds for their work. Your new co-workers will instantly be in awe of you.

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RichardPencil 30

You’re gonna look like a bad-ass who bleeds for their work. Your new co-workers will instantly be in awe of you.

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MandySkittles 18

Rubbing alcohol takes blood right out of clothes. Don't ask how I know.

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25000bees 10

r u rlly trying to sound cool bc you know how to get blood out of clothes???

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Selene1090 26

I've always used peroxide. I've never tried rubbing alcohol though.

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idrow 7

Nothing like showing up to work looking like a crime scene, lol. That sucks. And yeah, those clothes are probably ruined.

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Razell 13

This is why they invented handkerchiefs. Which are still sold in the men's department of your average department store. Remember: carry two, one for your use, usually in your back pocket, and a clean one in your breast pocket to offer to someone who needs it, but doesn't have their own. Or to use as an emergency wound dressing, whichever.

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