By Mega_bug - 17/06/2012 02:14 - United States - Bremerton

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Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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Mega_bug 9

Guys, calm down. Yes, I was giving him a handjob, big deal. Ever heard of foreplay? "Sexy-time" had just started. Trust me, we were getting to the rest. And we have been engaged long enough that I was used to the ring and didn't notice that I still had it on.

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Sarah_moustache 9

I can just picture a man and woman waddling to the kitchen. I hope you guys don't have large windows!

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Comments

mgrizz_10 1

That's the most NASTIEST thing I've probably ever heard. Thank you for making me puke a little.

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Mifflicious 18

You are 17 years old, and thinks this is the nastiest thing you've heard? Have your mommy tried to keep you away from all scary nasty things or what?

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interesting33 36

Oh my gosh Mifflicious! Just leave them alone. There is no need to be so mean to people on here.

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Jordan740 6

Cut it out and give it to LeBron, that's the only way he'll ever win one.

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xBunnehAddictx 6

But then what if his pubes get in her mouth.. It'd be best for him just to shave.

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strawberrywine22 30

If you like it then you better put a ring on it...

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Morew8 0

It's 2012, no one should have hair down there!! Time to get that razor out.

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DoorMatCat 3

why not just take of the ring before the walk to the kitchen?

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Althenias 0

take the ring off next time, or better yet tell him to shave.

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pandaRanda 0

Pubes are a turn off. Shave!

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