By cookies1616 - 23/04/2015 03:50 - Canada - Qu?bec

Spicy
Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
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cookies1616 tells us more.

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(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.

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iAmPaul 49

I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?

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KociaQ 30

Be glad it's your frenulum instead of his!

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NightHawk387 22

I was thinking that too. Ripping the frenulum on his penis would be far more painful and difficult to repair than the tongue's frenulum.

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Suaria 38

If you throw up at the sight of blood, how do you fare on your monthly?

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limabeans101029 20

I usually faint at the sight of blood but in some situations, for example periods, it doesn't seem to affect me at all. Maybe it's because I know that that blood is supposed to be there. Still, weird!

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zombiekiller52 24

How do you fix that? Go to the ER or just wait till it heals on its own?

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bolshevikpanda 4

Actually, the tongue heals itself incredibly fast. When I was a kid I bit about 3/4 of the way thru my tongue( it was nasty. That sucker looked like I could've just pulled it the rest of the way apart.) My parents called the ER and the doctor told them to just keep an eye on me. By the next morning the wound had sealed up, and was completely healed within a week.

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WintersChild 12

Are you a girl because you see blood every month or you're way too young...

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cookies1616 5

Tis' me, the GIRL from the original post. Yes, indeed, I am a girl and I see blood every month. I don't puke in reaction to my period. Bleeding from your ****** doesn't cause pain and it's natural. It's more about the piercing pain and the thought of the injury. I always feel nauseous when I take blood tests too.

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NakedandAfraid 14

Interesting. Penises also have frenulums.

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Attacksloth 33

The strangest injuries always happen to the body parts you need to Google to figure out what they are...

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cheesebond 29

Thanks for making me google search pictures of penises at school

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