By cookies1616 - 23/04/2015 03:50 - Canada - Qu?bec

Spicy
Today, while going down on my boyfriend, I must have gotten a little too enthusiastic because I ripped my tongue's frenulum. We then awkwardly went into the bathroom. While he was washing the blood off his penis, I was hung over the toilet bowl puking because blood makes me woozy. FML
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cookies1616 5

(Heyyy, girl who made the post here! Had to make an account to reply). No, neither of us have piercings and neither of us know why it happened. While my boyfriend was searching on the internet for what exactly we should do, he found some guy who said he ripped his while eating a pear. I'd like to think I'm less of an idiot than that guy.

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iAmPaul 49

I don't even understand how you could manage to do that. Did he have piercings on it?

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Andrewski12 18

Maybe he has a needle dick.

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blostrich_ 19

oh gosh...that sounds horrible..and awkward.

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abNormal62 23

Enthusiasm is always appreciated But not the strangest bedroom war wound I have heard of I hope appropriately reciprocated

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captainsmegma 12

You go girl. That is some powerful **** sucking.

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Delsanity 13

A for dedication and A for effort, bet your bf is happy guy .

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Why would a guy stop caring for his girlfriend after she got a sex-related injury??

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