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By vicgal - 14/08/2009 18:33 - Canada

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Today, while having sex I realized two things. First, I can't remember the last time my boyfriend gave me an orgasm, and secondly I think the curtains slightly clash with the duvet cover. I was more annoyed with the second one. FML
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Twinklestar 0

They're your priorities, so why is this an FML? Perhaps the reason you're not enjoying sex is because you're lying there paying attention to the curtains?

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brrrx 0

Sounds like you should start having sex in the dark...

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Xerosnake90 0

Women are soooo ******* stupid. How do you expect to have an ****** if you're so ******* stupid to obsess over a curtain in the room?

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nicole1123 0

and the bedspread is pink and black striped =D

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lottofee 0

and of course: someone smiled at me/touched me/spoke with me and i realised that this was the most love/action/attention i've gotten in years/my whole life. fml

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repyourcliche 0

Or "Today, I did something totally irresponsible to the point of it being plain thick-shitted. Karma then roundhouse kicked me to Spain and I got what I deserved. FML"

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fwongraven 10

"Today, I realised that I am/do/know nothing about [something which makes me a dumbfuck]. FML" "Today, I had fun watching Disney. I'm 127. FML" "Today, I read an old FML and decided to repost it in a sad attempt make myself look interesting. FML"

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CrimsonImpact 0

After a night of heavy drinking, I stupidly did _________. FML

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game_over_fml 0

totally the only reason I favorited this. you win good sir, you win.

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