Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck...

By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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By kaylashay2k13 - 17/05/2016 14:18 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML

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By uhoh - 16/02/2013 05:27 - Canada - Sechelt

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By neckcrack - 07/09/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML

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Alexa, play "Love in a Car" by The House of Love

By manymisfortunes - 04/10/2014 05:43 - Canada - Lachine

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:16

Lol. Now that's the meaning of rough sex.

MAGNAVOX 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 19:17

Next time yell stop?

Comments

two4cheez 4

Sunday 12 August 2012 8:07

ouuuuch! hopefully the sex was good though haha ;p

ViviMage 39

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:49

Slap him if you have to -- with the free hand!!

stavik96 0

Wednesday 16 October 2013 8:12

Might be the funniest fml till now. haha fml indeed

cwl727 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:36

Why didn't you scream at him to stop because your fingers were stuck?

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 17 July 2014 19:47

Not a surprising response...maybe have the bed completely against the wall next time?

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:37

As Nazareth sang, Love hurts, love scars Love wounds, and marks

Tomato_Cheese 22

Tuesday 17 November 2015 11:11

Why didn't you say stop?

dwilliams2081 10

Wednesday 27 July 2016 1:05

Thats why a Safe Word for sex is a necessity

wpam1978 7

Monday 29 August 2016 0:27

Wasn't very smart to just scream. If it was me I would have screamed "stop Your breaking my finger" !!! Just saying that makes more sense the just screaming