By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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luc887_fml 28

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

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NPN_Scorpio 16

That's a seriously kinky kitty you've got there. The felines that have happened to be there when I've had sex just moved ever so silently closer to get a good eyeful and then got the hell out of the way.

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jixiekat 14

presents new challenges ;) jk that.was wierd

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Chiaroscuro 21

Hubby and I have the same problem with our cat! We shut her out of our room, but she still gets back in!! O.o

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katie_leone 4

How about u lock the cat up next time ever think of that

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skylee_fml 9

sweetie hate to break it to ya but your pussywhipped

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Sharky353 3

I laughed at this and I'm not sorry =))

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ErwinsWife 5

That is disgusting. Why have an animal where you are having sex? It's called kick them out of the room.

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