By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

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Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML
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luc887_fml 28

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

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flij 6

You suck that is animal cruelty I would rather not have a pet than throwing it out of the room

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Girlie7 11

Must have been quite a sight for your cat....

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rhcpgurl 18

Thats so disgusting why on earth would you have sex with your cat on the bed?

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schnips 10

Same with my boyfriend's dog... Usually we just kick her out of the room though.

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katt_is_here 24

This is also my first thought. We kick the cats out of the bedroom anyway. That's our room. The cats can have the rest of the apartment.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Cat troll...

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Big_Pickle 18

Your cat first control your sex life, you idiot. You refusing to move it is what's controlling it. That day's feelings aren't gonna be hurt if you put it out. People these days don't understand that.

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