Sex, Cats and Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around...

By anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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By Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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By Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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By Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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By footscratching - 28/01/2012 06:27 - United States

Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML

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By HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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luc887_fml 28

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

Cats control everything. "Dogs have masters, cats have slaves."

imp4ct 15

Tuesday 3 December 2013 12:23

pussyblocked?

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shortemogirl 10

Tuesday 3 December 2013 20:03

I have the same problem but I can't do it with the cat in the room cause I feel it's wrong but any other cat and i don't care for some reason

hedurr 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 21:06

Crazy idea but how about you get the cat into another room & close the door. YDI

meegal 12

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:15

YDI for having a cat. Should have gotten a dog. Dogs are the superior pet. Forget cats, dogs are better.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:18

Saddest thing I've ever heard. Plus wouldn't it be awkward if your cat was staring at you while you're on top of your husband

TheOneSM 6

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:39

You should have done the "doggy" style, to scare the cat out of the room :) Cats are afraid of dogs :p

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:18

As most quadrupeds use that position, I seriously doubt that a cat would consider it "doggy style".

lolli_12 6

Tuesday 3 December 2013 22:59

He just wants the pussy.

Kateyez_26 13

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:11

YDI!!! Lock the cat out of the room for a bit.

aktyn87 4

Tuesday 3 December 2013 23:49

I understand that very well. my cat stares at us when we do our things or bites our toes ;)

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 4 December 2013 1:16

One does not simply lock a cat out of a room.

BFons 19

Wednesday 4 December 2013 2:02

Time to give that pussy a spanking.

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