By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 739
You deserved it 374
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alvarny 17

well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

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alvarny 17

well, have as much sex as you can in the next two weeks, extended drought ahead.

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Lobby_Bee 17

A professional girlfriend. I wonder, who will be her next job?

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jgiles09 17

wtf? dear...... please accept this as my written notice that I wish to end this relationship. I will continue to be with you for 2 weeks. yours sincerely your ****** up girlfriend

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Tsumetai_ 11

maybe the 2 weeks is to give him some time to move out, that is if they live together.

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J Huang 8

Just break up with her. You don't need her

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Georgian_fml 15

are you getting your security deposit back?

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Vicky Sapio 7

Or rather than bitching about it use those two weeks to save your relationship?

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Alex Riddock 5

Or rather than being a twat, realise that he just used his situation to make a funny post on an app that's basically used to write funny posts about life's great **** ups. I'm sure he's trying his best to sort out whatever happened. Don't be judgemental.

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Steffi 26

If I had to guess I'd say she's moving away

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PoundTheDonut 8

At least you can plan your revenge in advance.

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DEADPOOL076 30

Well I hope you give her a good reference.

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