Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction...

By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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jondillboy 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:45

That's kinda sad, not gonna lie

tayza249 20

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:45

I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?

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DCCustoms 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 14:50

That's not pretty sad, that's epicly sad.

Cargerm 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 15:23

I feel you for real ... Been stuck on level 132 for over a month ... Maybe I need to find someone to have sex with so I can work it out !!!

jixiekat 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:16

I hate that game! not just beacause its boring but because they have really obnoxious ads...

Lvl_8 7

Sunday 22 September 2013 16:46

- 8 stamina

Chip_N_Dale88 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 18:11

So what you're saying is instead of crushing her candy you're think about crushing virtual candy...

emopoe 12

Sunday 22 September 2013 18:41

Thinking of Candy Crush while having sex.....addiction level 10. Finishing faster because you're thinking of candy crush.....addiction level creepy.

mmahlke93 6

Sunday 22 September 2013 19:41

reason number 86 why I'm convinced candy crush us a form of government mind control.

Gangsterrface 10

Sunday 22 September 2013 21:24

Candy Crush really isn't that serious though. Candy crush over sex? LOL

maxa_fml 3

Sunday 22 September 2013 22:21

I feel sorry for your wife..

ultra_notorious 26

Monday 23 September 2013 1:32

I'd be more concerned about laying the pipe.

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Today, it's Monday. I'm living in hangover hell. Work is hell. Moving my head is hell. Did I party all weekend? Yes. Except that it was just me and my cat. Nothing was consumed other than several bottles of wine and tubs of Ben & Jerry's. FML

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Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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