Work, Health, Healthy Lifestyle, Food, Alcohol, Lonely and Cats: We're in Hell

We're in Hell

By Anonymous - 09/08/2021 20:01

Today, it's Monday. I'm living in hangover hell. Work is hell. Moving my head is hell. Did I party all weekend? Yes. Except that it was just me and my cat. Nothing was consumed other than several bottles of wine and tubs of Ben & Jerry's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 345

You deserved it 1 265

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Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

I agree, your life sucks 872

You deserved it 171

Lightweight

By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 14:00

Today, I have a hangover. From one small glass of pink Cava. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 085

You deserved it 450

The hangover, part 46

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 04:00

Today, it’s my birthday. I woke up with a raging hangover and my house being completely trashed from the party I didn’t really want, and can barely even remember, since I got so drunk from the nerves of having to host it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 350

You deserved it 995

The grind

By Gunaditya - 26/09/2021 23:00

Today, what did I get after a long, tiring week? A long, depressing weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 824

You deserved it 133

By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 546

You deserved it 11 908

By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 005

You deserved it 4 874

Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 972

You deserved it 43 645

Wild night

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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You deserved it 30 557

Stress level: 2020

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 19:02 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, after pushing myself really hard all week to find a new job, I was looking forward to having a nice relaxing weekend with my family. Nope, I got a migraine and can barely function, but also can't sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 056

You deserved it 84

It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 052

You deserved it 39 418

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 21:26

We don't know how much the cat drank.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 20:44

How is your cat? I hope he can hold his liquor better than you can. Were you compelled by peer pressure to overdo the drinking? By your cat? You may need to enroll in a two-step program: Step 1: Admit you have a problem. Step 2: Everyone has problems -- so what?!?! Success!

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 20:44

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 10 August 2021 0:26

Is it bad that I assumed OP was a woman before I checked the gender? I thought it would be the third fml from that randomly punctuated cat lady and it looked like she was well on her way lol

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:34

No, it would be bad if you assumed the OP who couldn't borrow their parents' car was a woman. It's be worse if you assumed she's an Asian woman. Bad! Bad Marcella!

sarsuela 29

Monday 9 August 2021 20:51

You consumed several bottles of wine and are surprised you are hungover? Wow.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 9 August 2021 21:26

We don't know how much the cat drank.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 10 August 2021 0:24

And I hear some ******* can hold a lot. Was that too vulgar? Sorry Alan I couldn’t help it lol

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 10 August 2021 4:18

We also don’t know over how long of a period OP was drinking and how much water they consumed. I can drink half a bottle of whiskey and not be hungover, but only if I space out the drinks and match ounce for ounce with water.