Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction...

By CandyCrushAddict - 21/09/2013 15:09 - United States - Wilson

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML

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Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 01:00 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, I realised that I'm addicted to a porn game… not because of the porn. The simple gameplay mechanic of combining objects on a board to make new objects makes my brain happy. I found myself feeling depressed at the thought that I'd have to wait 3 hours for my moves to recharge before I could play again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 16:00

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By Sure, Mom - 15/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I needed to manage my spending better. This is the same woman who will log onto Candy Crush Saga, play a level and not come remotely close to beating it, and then blow $20+ on it to complete it. She got just a tad angry when I pointed out this hypocrisy. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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jondillboy 17

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:45

That's kinda sad, not gonna lie

tayza249 20

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:45

I really don't understand the appeal of that game, or how people can spend hours playing it. Could someone shed some light?

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yadanax 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 9:23

I'm stuck in level 65 forever

nikolkaw 9

Sunday 22 September 2013 9:30

Was she doing all the work during that time? Unless you're a good multitasker!

jerryj 27

Sunday 22 September 2013 9:39

Thinking of such meaningless junk while having sex with your wife? Have a little more respect for your wife, you scum.

bananamonkey23 5

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:13

they have candy crush rehab facilities for people like you. im not even kidding

freezeangel 11

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:33

that game is so boring I uninstalled it after a few minutes

zelf_fml 11

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:34

Well, point proven. Sex clears the mind... Now delete that horrible app and spent time on your relationship!!

TXfmylifer 10

Sunday 22 September 2013 10:42

Your what we call a loser. And yes, i did spell that wrong on purpose. And I did not capitalize I on purpose. You effing loser.

bubble_burst 16

Sunday 22 September 2013 11:45

I've heard of people thinking unsexy thoughts to last longer.... I guess candy crush works for you.

Iguanadon 14

Sunday 22 September 2013 11:48

Play Bejeweled dude candy crush is a rip off

dragonflyEvans 1

Sunday 22 September 2013 13:44

Dude you need to delete candy crush before you end up divorced!!! That's kind of pathetic!

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