By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
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jimeple 12

I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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M3DO 24

You might as well go ahead and pull a Kurt Cobain, the spider probably laid eggs in your head.

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littlekellilee 45

Too soon. It'll never stop being too soon.

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littlekellilee 45

Too soon. It'll never stop being too soon.

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Zmanryan3 9

Well at least the spider got to go on an adventure. Sorry about your food though.

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H4H 15

I'd recommend talking to a trichologist if you have any worries about your hair, in the meantime, use a strong hair cleanser. Good luck

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charmanderisfire 18

The only solution is to catch your hair on fire :)

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buckdharma 37

Maybe it was a Japanese spider that committed Hairykari?

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Iamskynet 18

i think you must've been eating insects.

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acmariner99 25

The level of NOPE is strong with this FML

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Dictionaryspeaks 18

The point of the story is spiders never hurt a fly only hurt a fly #spiderslifesmatter #keepspidersoutofcereal

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martucha854 11

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this one.

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