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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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I've got blisters on my fingers

By Owie - 09/11/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML

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Masterchef

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

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By racello13 - 02/11/2015 15:26 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML

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Fire hazard

By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater

Today, I was trying to cook a pizza for lunch at my in-laws. I preheated the oven and took my dog out to go potty. I come back in to find the house filled with smoke, the detector going off, and a fire in the oven. Apparently, my mother-in-law left a tray of glass candle holders in it. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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One hand freestyle

By Clumsy idiot - 27/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By PizzaPants - 29/02/2016 18:12 - United States - Denver

Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML

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Cooking with Anon

By Anon - 08/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, after meaning to do so for a while, I began cleaning my oven. I sprayed it with the foam cleaner stuff, closed the oven for the foam to soak in, then forgot about the whole thing. Later, I preheated the oven for a pizza and triggered a smoke alarm, which brought the fire department to my door. No pizza, just shame. FML

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ALERI0N 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 9:28

how was teh pizza? :3

xxdannychaosxx 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 3:30

no 64 you're dumb. the fml clearl says op didn't realize there was a hole. therefore they got burnt.

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xCaliGirlx 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:02

lmao

manbizzle 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:03

Hot damn!

isitreally 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 11:27

As long as you didn't drop the pizza!

MizzCaramelle 1

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:49

omg.. noo. fyl indeed.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 22 May 2010 12:56

I hope you didn't drop the pizza... That would REALLY suck :)

privateerx 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:12

This is why you invest in a $10 pizza peel. Plus, you should be cooking it on a pizza stone. Otherwise you get a soggy mess.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:05

OP was at someone else's house. Bringing your own pizza making tools would have neen a little extreme. It was probably a minor burn but I'll give you the FYL vote simply because this is one of the most universally real posts I've seen in a while.

privateerx 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 18:27

Oh, right, just caught that. I also just realized OP was probably making a frozen pizza. :-p

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 0:18

Awful, aren't they?

privateerx 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:21

Yuuuuup. That's why I make mine from scratch. So much tastier. Screw delivery.

WYlacrossegirl7 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 13:47

thatt happened to me before ):

SummerStorm_fml 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 15:46

I've done that before. Sucks!

FuckMyLife195 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:46

owwwwwwie D:

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 16:47

hahhaha you're wearing 3d glasses with the lens things ripped out eh

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