Kids: Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy...

By ThatsNotRight - 26/01/2009 02:51 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting my nephews, the 7 year old boy walked up to me and asked if I was a lesbian. I laughed it off. An argument ensued about my sexuality for a good two hours. I lost. FML

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By YAABOIII - 05/04/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, the 7 year old boy I was babysitting studied my upper lip and said "It's okay, my daddy won't let me shave yet either." I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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By lebanesewoman - 30/06/2009 16:17 - Hong Kong

Today, I went to my 7 year old son's school for a conference with his teacher. When I got there, the teacher said "she adored me for who and what I am". I was puzzled. Turns out my son told his class that I am a "lesbian American." Wrong. I'm Lebanese-American. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By Thai that on for size - 25/09/2015 19:56 - New Zealand - Silverdale

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML

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Friday 27 February 2009 6:19

You can't have a proper arguement with a child. They don't listen to logic or reason. They'll scream "Autie's a lezzie! Auntie's a lezzie!" until you're beaten into submission.

Amphysvena 11

Friday 10 April 2009 7:17

So, by saying you lost, you mean a 7-year-old actually convinced you that you're gay?

Comments

blairvic 23

Sunday 21 March 2010 18:15

Dude that's just weird. How could you lose? It would just be like Kid:Are you gay? OP:No Kid:Are you sure? OP:Uh yeah Kid:No you're gay OP:Well actually maybe I am. Kid:So you ARE gay! OP:Well I do find Megan Fox hot...

jumpinurpants 0

Monday 4 October 2010 3:32

I'm a girl, I'm straight, but **** Megan fox is as hot as SHIT ( shit=hot )

hamster_10 2

Monday 23 May 2011 1:00

so this kid proved your a lesbian, even when you didn't know you're a lesbian? either this kids got serious gaydar or you need to pay more attention...