Miscellaneous: Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/02/2012 21:27 - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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colonelduckie 5

Monday 27 February 2012 1:48

That is what the Neolodge is for duh.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 27 February 2012 1:49

I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.

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estelleselene_CX 12

Monday 27 February 2012 3:25

If you're old enough to have a job, maybe you should start finding hobbies that aren't meant for kids.

jlstough 10

Monday 27 February 2012 5:56

neopets was actually created by college students for college students...just saying.

GreenAppleDP 0

Monday 27 February 2012 6:20

To be completely honest, I work full time and go to college full time, and I'll play Neopets every once in a while if I just want to relax a bit.

alliteen 3

Monday 27 February 2012 3:27

they stay alive if you don't feed them, they just get very sad. (:

CursedSilent 1

Monday 27 February 2012 3:31

To all of you claiming you only played neopets when you were little, good thing that site wasn't originally created by bored college students for college students and merely developed into a family orientated site. Or it would be simply awful if there were many, many adults playing on there....hmmm..

masaha11 0

Monday 27 February 2012 3:36

Wow...

LennyComa 39

Monday 27 February 2012 3:38

If you ignore it long enough it gets taken into care...true story, you get an email saying its been taken off you. YDI for having a neopey

jlstough 10

Monday 27 February 2012 5:59

totally wrong. if you are inactive for long enough, and i mean years, your account can be purged.

TurtleChickThing 2

Monday 27 February 2012 3:44

When I was younger and forgot to feed my Neopet I started crying and panicking. My mom yelled at me

bassmaestro 10

Monday 27 February 2012 3:44

O.o people still play neopets??

110_percent 5

Monday 27 February 2012 3:50

Dammit OP, you got me curious and now i'm looking at tamagotchis to see if they're still around. If anyone's interested, THEY DO COLOUR ONES NOW.

hugme9000 2

Monday 27 February 2012 3:55

It's actually a lot more common for older people to play that game than most think. Mostly for the boards and various goals. They tend to keep it a secret though, and I don't blame them. It's embarrassing as **** to bring up, and crazy addicting.

hazelsun41311 0

Monday 27 February 2012 3:55

Hahahahaha, who does Neopets anymore? I haven't gotten on in about 9 years! Lol

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