Miscellaneous: Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/02/2012 21:27 - United States

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

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By mayhemily - 21/09/2015 16:22 - Canada - Aurora

Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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colonelduckie 5

Monday 27 February 2012 1:48

That is what the Neolodge is for duh.

randomkayx3 11

Monday 27 February 2012 1:49

I could imagine what happens when you forget to feed you child.

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jcapbubbles0408 6

Monday 27 February 2012 7:29

Wow...this takes me back. I'm officially getting old.

zyme 11

Monday 27 February 2012 7:45

They still make Neopets? Sweet!

Complaining 13

Monday 27 February 2012 7:55

Don't worry. Put them in the NeoLodge.

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 27 February 2012 7:57

People still have these?!?!?

Complaining 13

Monday 27 February 2012 7:57

Also you guys are kind of ridiculous. Neopets came out in 1999. You're not THAT ancient.

yandizzle 0

Monday 27 February 2012 8:08

dude like op is on some other shit its 2012 who has neopets anymore?

ImThatGirl91 0

Monday 27 February 2012 8:07

lmao I didn't know people still played that! I stopped after 6th grade... and I'm a junior in college.

challenger15 4

Monday 27 February 2012 8:12

Get a real pet?

Adventure_Time 5

Monday 27 February 2012 8:40

Lol it's awesome i'm not the only one who still plays Neopets :D

kazria_kitty 3

Monday 27 February 2012 9:25

duuuude i do that all the time!! btw, ur the first person outside of neopets that actually knows about it!! mail me? coolcazria :) wooohh I'm not alone!

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