Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:20

Look at it this way...at least it was clean cockroach...

Whats_Love09 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:23

Im hoping you showered... again. Without the roach this time.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:10

Ok, I see a lot of "dirty shower" comments. Am I the only one who thought that maybe the shower wasn't necessarily really moldy and gross, just that he doesn't shower often enough to keep curious bugs away? Either way it’s disgusting!

Pastor_Rich 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:29

I smoke my roaches... blows out a bong hit

cryptopath 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:40

"Today I was hanging out in a loofah, and then out of nowhere this human picked it up and proceeded to wash themselves with it. With me still in it. FML"

f_u_u_f_f 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:53

These are usually funny, but this requires me to believe that a roach could actually talk, and that I would actually care what it had to say.

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:49

yea

Pandasaur 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:54

Site's being weird. Ignore this please. :D

aaaaa2p 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 4:51

YDI for using a loofa.

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:00

When I was a kid, I woke up early one morning and decided to go out and play. I put my bare foot in my shoe and felt something like peanut butter inbetween my toes. i pulled out my foot out and realized I squished a cockroach hiding in my shoe, bits and pieces of it were on my foot.