Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:20

Look at it this way...at least it was clean cockroach...

Whats_Love09 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:23

Im hoping you showered... again. Without the roach this time.

Comments

StrawberryPiez_ 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:28

what the **** is a loofa

LeStab 4

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:32

Oh that sucks not really a FML but still.

J_man86 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 5:53

the real FML here is that you are a man showering with a loofah.

jeffrey0000 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:32

wait how do you people know its a "guy"?

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:44

It says under the FML, dear. #5685811 (86) I agree, your life sucks (9846) - yeah! way to show 'em (2009) On 10/06/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Tungmup 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:50

edit, didnt reply to who i wanted.

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 7:48

Obviously that roach was checking you out. I hope you two had a fun shower together. ;)

gregumsdagreggy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 8:33

f roaches life

ajwoowa 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 11:54

haha i totally expected that to be a pube

drkwlf 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:16

And what is wrong with using a loofa if you're a guy? Jesus christ you people are weird. Not only are they better than washclothes, they feel/clean awesome-style. I wouldn't think twice if a guy used one. In fact, three of my previous boyfriends have all used one or a poof, and so have a lot of my male friends.