Miscellaneous: Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower I noticed a short, black hair on my loofa. I ignored it and lathered up my entire body with it. When I put it back down, a roach crawled out of it. What I thought was a black hair was in fact its antenna. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Marie - 20/01/2021 05:01

Today, I have been finding long black hairs all over my bathroom. My hair is short and blonde, and I live alone. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 02:51 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was laying in my bed and discovered a couple of stray black hairs scattered about. This was odd considering I have light strawberry blonde hair but I forgot about it only to later see my hair brush have more of the same black hairs. I live alone. I'm scared. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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MiddleChild08 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:20

Look at it this way...at least it was clean cockroach...

Whats_Love09 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 1:23

Im hoping you showered... again. Without the roach this time.

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freepwnyride 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:42

Today, I was hanging out in my loofa when some asshole picked me up and rubbed me all over his naked body. FML

aaaaa2p 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:05

Amazing.

ohwoahemilyy 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 21:20

I actually laughed out loud to this, not the real FML. :)

unlucky93_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:15

its really annoying all these fml's are being repeated. (roaches, pens, etc)

Mountaineerman 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 8:19

The main problem is that you're a guy using a loofa.

Udyjay 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:29

...I really don't see a problem with a guy using a loofa. You people need to get over yourselves. and ew, OP. That... sucks.

antonioohama 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 18:42

Euch. At least you were taking a shower when it happened, so you could just wash it right off.

iheyman 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:19

YDI how the hell do you get roaches In the shower?!?!

KelsieKatt 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 11:19

Wow. Seriously people. Grow up. Who cares if a guy is using a loofa? At least they're actually cleaning themselves properly. I don't care how "manly" being a dirty slob is, I wouldn't date someone who can't clean themselves properly. What's next, is using Conditioner evil? Shall we pull soap from the list as well? Heck, know what? Just forget the whole thing. Why even bother washing yourself, right? Honestly, I'm more surprised by the fact that he didn't remove the hair from it. Kinda slobbish if you ask me. As for why a roach might wind up in someone's shower. Roaches are quite fond of warm, humid places... so it's not surprising one might decide to hide in the shower. No matter how thorough you are, they still manage to get through sometimes, so "cleanliness" isn't going to outright prevent that, however, seeing as how this person leaves dirty hairs in their loofa, it's possible they could have a messy house.